*EDIT* Check it out! This idea in action! Take note environmentalists, this is how you do it:
LOS ESTEROS DEL IBERA, Argentina (AP) — The American multimillionaire who founded the North Face and Esprit clothing lines says he is trying to save the planet by buying bits of it. First Douglas Tompkins purchased a huge swath of southern Chile, and now he’s hoping to save the northeast wetlands of neighboring Argentina. …read more here.
Environmentalists rank below socialists in my mind. They use the government to destroy human rights, they value animal and plant life above human life and they stink of their vegan diets. Yeah, I’m making broad, unfair generalizations but the main commonality that all environmentalists share is laziness. They would rather bitch to the government (who then passes laws to coerce business owners to be “green”, or worse: lose their land rights) than get up off their asses, make a living and save the environment by a means that doesn’t violate anyone else’s rights.
Until the day that a majority of environmentalists stop using government coercion and start earning to own, I will see them as nothing more than the stinking animals they so desire to be. Federal reserved land is a regressive, anti-man attitude.
Stinky Hippy: But what about the beautiful national parks man? The man will pave over them and put up a HELL Mart right next to Half Dome!
Me: Hippy, pay as close attention to me as you can. First of all, Walmart is only interested in purchasing land near populated areas. Most national parks are miles away from civilization and reside in environments too harsh to hold a significant population, ever. If the market were free, corporations would purchase the lands to install parks where you would pay, by your own volition, to visit.
Stinky Hippy: Man! You shouldn’t have to PAY for nature! Nature is free, man!
Me: No, it really isn’t. Remember taxes? That’s what’s paying for national parks right now. I would rather pay when I visited rather than having my money forced from me to fund your pot fueled weekend picnic at Yellowstoner National Park.
Stinky Hippy: Man, you have to sacrifice some of your “freedoms” if you want your kids to enjoy open fields and sunlight!
Me: No, I don’t. If I want my kids to enjoy open fields and sunlight, I WILL BUY THE LAND, JUST AS YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU WANT TO SAVE IT!
Stinky Hippy: Man, I don’t have that kind of money.
Me: Then go MAKE it.